How many bonehead Truth Social posts can Donald Trump make in one day?
Trump is going for a record, starting with Greenland.
Each one of Trump's Truth Social posts today is a classic. Each one shows why he shouldn't be president of the United States, and should instead be in a mental institution.
Trump is blackmailing all the European countries that sent troops to Greenland to prevent the US from invading, with tariffs starting at 10% now, and going to 25% in June. Greenlanders are wearing red hats that say Make America Go Away.
He has the Autopen on his mind again trying to invalidate everything Biden signed, especially the pardons for people on his enemies list.
Trump has decided that in the next two weeks, he's going to sue JP Morgan Chase for having shut down his bank accounts after his performance on January 6th.
Donald has now decreed that the Army-Navy football game will always take place on the 2nd Saturday of December, and while they play that game, no other game can take place or be televised.
Link to Trump's Greenland post.
Trump says we've subsidized Denmark for 200 years, so therefore we're entitled to take over Greenland. He states that world peace is at stake. It sure is. But, Donald says it's because if we don't take Greenland first, Russia or China will beat us to it. Greenland's military consists of two dog sleds, so we have to save them from themselves.
Donald is too stupid to read the news, because he says that Denmark, Norway, France, Germany, Sweden, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, and Finland have “journeyed to Greenland for purposes unknown.” What a maroon. He's just trying to be too cute, when he knows they're there prevent him from invading. The United States has to have Greenland because it has to be done for the “Safety, Security and Survival of our Planet.” Since when did Donald Trump ever care about the planet? His fetish for fossil fuels decry that claim. He says the countries he's trying to blackmail are playing a “very dangerous game.” He's not? Trump adds that his moves are for “Global Peace and Security” when he is threatening to destroy NATO.
“This Tariff will be due and payable until such time until a Deal is reached for the Complete and Total purchase of Greenland.” Maybe Trump was told that attacking Greenland would put all of Europe against our troops. Purchasing Greenland is better than invading it, but not by much, seeing as how both Congress and the people of the United States want nothing to do with either idea. “The United States has been wanting to do this transaction for 150 years.” That's the same excuse for the White House ballroom. 150 years. Absolutely no one has talked about it for 150 years for either item.
“Now because of the Golden Dome, and Modern Day Weapons Systems, both Offensive and Defensive, the need to AQUIRE is specially important.” we finally get Trumps crazy idea for needing Greenland. It's the Golden Dome system. A boondoggle just like Ronald Reagan's Star Wars system. Whatever technologies are incorporated into it, it will be obsolete by the time it's built, and any upgrades will be circumvented by enemy technology. “… system can only work at its maximum potential and efficiency, because of angles, metes, and bounds, if this Land is included in it.” Metes and bounds is a old system for describing property boundaries. Real estate. Greenland is just another piece of real estate to Trump.
“The United States is immediately open to negotiation with Denmark and or any of these countries that have put so much at risk…” How many times does Trump need to be told “No!” before he understands? The people of Denmark showed up to protest in Copenhagen:
The people of Greenland have said no, the people of Denmark have said no, the government of Greenland has said no, and the government of Denmark said no. Trump is just so power mad he cannot take no for an answer, no matter how stupid his idea is.
Link to JP Morgan Chase and Jaime Dimon post.
The lawsuit Trump promises against JP Morgan Chase is for closing his bank accounts after January 6, 2021. It was brought up because of a Wall Street Journal story that Trump offered CEO Jamie Dimon the job of Federal Reserve Chair, even though Jerome Powell is still in charge. Dimon probably is being paid by JP Morgan Chase dozens, if not a hundred times, what he would make as a Chairman of the Federal Reserve. Maybe Trump thinks it's a part-time job. Trump whines again that the 2020 election was rigged and why didn't the Wall Street Journal call him in order to verify the claim? Trump also says that somehow the story said that he offered the Secretary of the Treasury job to Dimon, without specifying whether is was right after Trump was elected, or now that Secretary Bessent has the job and he was being replaced. Very confusing, which is normal with Donald Trump. But he didn't threaten to sue the Wall Street Journal. He's still got the lawsuit against them for the story about the Jeffrey Epstein 50th birthday letter, which turned out to be true. He just says that they need to do a lot better fact-checking. This is from the person who needs to be fact-checked on every word he says.
The Autopen scream is once again that the Autopen was the president of the United States, not Joe Biden. Everyone in his inner circle should be arrested. But he came up with a new term for them, which is “Radical Left Insurrectionists.” He's got “insurrectionist” on his mind because of the Insurrection Act he's planning on calling into effect as soon as he has the opportunity. “They didn't win the Presidency but, when you think of it, neither did Joe Biden.” He repeats all of those three things, four times. It's a rather monotonous, repetitive whine.
“This incredible tradition is now at risk of being pushed aside buy more College Playoff Games, and Big TV Money. NOT ANYMORE!” Trump says he's going to sign an executive order mandating that the game is assigned a 4-hour window where no other game can take place. “No other Game or Team can violate this Time Slot!!!” Can we just say that Donald Trump is just mad with power, and be done with it? “Please let this serve as Notice to all Television Stations, Networks, and Outlets.” Trump is still so dead set on controlling the airwaves and news coverage that he has gone out of his mind. “God Bless America, and God Bless our great Army-Navy Game!!!” As soon as Trump puts out his executive order, if he follows through on it, if no one in his coterie is stupid enough not to talk him out of it, there will be lawsuits. He will lose and go out of his mind again. It may be a test to see how compliant the television networks are. It could be a test for the future of broadcasting itself.
Donald did this all in one day, while at Mar-a-Lago. He can't take all of his advisors and cabinet with him every time, and that's the danger. There's nothing stopping him from posting nonsense without supervision. He really needs a traveling psychiatrist.